Bum-Ba-Ra-Bum

Oh, they come in countless sizes,

and in many different shapes.

Oh, they come in varied colors,

and are a feast for the bloody eyes.

Those cute little cupcakes, 
the teenage missies flaunt.

Tightly wrapped in low cuts,

for a peek from passers-by.

Those round fleshy melons,

the curvy aunties flash.

Deftly wrapped in regulars,

for a gawk from passers-by.

Those ripe puckered papayas,

the weathered socialites bare.

Cleverly wrapped 'n' padded,

for a look from passers-by.

Oh, they come in countless sizes,

and in many different shapes.

Oh, they come in varied colors,

and are a feast for the bloody eyes.