Did you know?

You turn me on,
with a mere touch.
And excite me constantly,
with your sensual taps.
Our trysts often last,
long into the cool nights.
A privy to many truths,
I expose nothing.
And reveal only those,
which you deeply desire.
I am your constant support,
your loyal companion.
Let's make this union,
a lasting one.
Go easy on me,
I am your Laptop.

Wrote this for a client; the brief was to come up with something that would encourage the employees to take better care of the laptops given to them. But the idea was shelved as my agency thought the composition was raunchy. For some, the mere mention of intimacy is taboo.